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Ek dabbu Pati ek sarabi ki slah par apni patni se jor se bola- Suno, aj se ghar me mera hukm chalega. Tum mere liye chai-nasta, khana sab kuch tayar karogi, mere kapde dhoker press karogi or aj saam ko mujhe party me jana hai. Kyat main bta sakti ho ki mere shoes polish kon karega? Patni boli- Ha! Bta sakti hut pehle palang ke neeche se bhar to aao.
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Naye naye dulha-dulhan bane paremi jode me jabardast ldai hui. Ladai ke baad paremika bhagwan se boli- he bhagwan meri madad karo. Main inki ldai se tang aa chuki hun. Agar ye glat hai to inhe utha lo or agar main glat hun to mujhe vidhva bana do..

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Santa – Aj Sunday hai or maine enjoy ke liye 3 movie ticket liye hai. Biwi- 3 kyon?  Santa – Tumhare liye or tumhari mummy papa ke liye…

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Ek takla bina collar kit shirt me biwi se puchta hai – Kaisa lag rha hu? Biwi – Aji chodo bhi Takla – Are bta na. Biwi –Aji rehne do, ab main kya btau takla – Are bta bhi, Tujhe meri kasam. Biwi- Ese lag rahe ho jaise fate hue mauje se aanghuta bhar nikal aaya ho…

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Santa(Sadhu se)- Baba, Mujhe koi upay btao, Meri biwi bahut paresan karti hai. Sadhu- Beta agar koi upay hota to kya main sadhu banta!!!!

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Pati –Sajni apni zulfon ko jra sanwar bhi liya karo? Patni( Sarmate hue)- Aap bhi na… Pati – Ma kasam agar agli bar khane me baal aa gya to sajni se gajni bna dunga..

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Patni – Gusse me pati mahodya par barsi- main puchti hun ki esa naukar kyo rakha hai? Pati – kyon, kya bat ho gayi? Patni- Hona kyat ha, aap parson hotel se jo chandi ki palate utha laye the, wo isne gayab kar di hai..

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Patni( Pati se)- Main tumse jo bhi kuch khti hunt um ek kaan se sunkar dusre se nikal dete ho. Pati (patni se)-Or main tumse kuch bhi kehta hun to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikal deti ho…

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Pati- Jaan, Maine raat ko ek bahut pyara sapna dekha. Maine dekha ki tum mere pasdinda khana bna ke layi ho or mujhe apne hathon se khila rahi ho. Itna hi nahi, Khana khilane ke baad mere pair bhi daba rahi ho. Patni- Ab- Ab to mujhe pakka yakin ho gay. Pati- Kya? Patni- Ki sapna kabhi apna nahi hota.