Dosti Jokes Or SMS

Doctor not feeling well:

Ek Doctor - Yaar, Ab to meri balle ho jayegi,

Tune itni achi dava ijat ki hai. Ab muh latka ke kyon baitha hai.

Dusra doctor- Khaak balle balle hogi.

Meri dava se 50 saal ki aurat 25 saal ki ho jati hai. Koi aurat apni umar 50 saal batye to dava beeke.

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Jalebi Sidhi Kyu Nahi Hoti:                                                             

Santa( Halwai se)- Tum Kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?

Halwai(Santa se) - Fakr se 30 saal se...

Santa - Badi Sarm Ki Bat hai tumse aj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani..

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Sabse Alag Ho Ap

Sabse Alag sabse nyare ho ap,

Tarif Kabhi puri na ho itne pyare ho ap,

Aj pta chala ki zamana kyo zalta hai humse,


Kyoki dost to aakhir hamare ho ap....

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Yakin Tha Unpe:

Bheegi Bheegi si ye jo likhavat hai..

Syahi me thodi si, jo mere askon ki milavat hai,

Ab sikayat tujhse nahi, khus se hai,

mana ki sare jhoot tere the,


par unpe yakin to mera tha..

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Teri Ada Kamal Hai:

Teri Ada ne Sab Kuch Bol diya,

Labzon ki koi jarurat nahi.

Aankhen Aksar Bun Gayi to,

Juban ke koi jarurat nahi...

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Aankhon ke raste se dil me utar gaye ho,

Khusbu ki trah angan-angan bikhar gaye ho,

Tera jism jab se najron ne chu liya hai,

Tum bhi nikhar gaye ho, Hum bhi nikhar gaye hai..

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Sab se ghul mil jane ki aadat hai hame,

Apne alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai hame,

Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai,

Utna hi meetha muskurane ki aadat hai hame.