- Ladki Patane Ke Side Effect:
Premika-
Main kisi or se saadi
ka rahi hun, tum mujhe bhool jao.
Premi- Na tere aane ke khusi,
na tere jaane ka gam! Ja behan ja, Dusri pata lege.
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Pati Or Patni ki nok jhonk
Wife (Kitchen se Nikalte Hue) – Suniye ajkal
main bahut khubsurat hoti ja rahi hu.
Husband – Tumne Kaise Jana?
Wife- Dekho na, Aj kal meri sunderta ko dekhkar
rotiyan bhi jalne lagi.
Kunawaron ko ladki milna Aasan hai:
Ab ladki walon ko riste
dhoondne kahin nahi jana padta…..
Sare kuware, Single ladke aadhi
rat ke bad facebook, twitter or whatsapp par hi mil jate hai..
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Don't Call in night:
She – Ab rat ko phone
karna,
Me- Nhai raat ko bat
nahi karenge varna tu mar jayegi..
She – Kaise?
Me- Aj Mummy keh rahi
thi ki raat ko tu jis chudail se bat karta hai, wo mere hathon maregi kisi din….
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Earthquick bhago:
Earthquick bhago:
Main thera raha jamin chalne lagi
Kya ye mera pehla pehla pyar hai
saale bhukanp hai bhag....
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Ladki Patana Aasan Hai:
Hum 3G Recharge krate rahe gaye,
Or
Wo Tata Sky wala 8 rupees me ladki pata ke le gaya...
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Expences on girl:
Ladki patane se dar nahi lagta sahab,
Dar to bus is bat se lagta hai ki kahin wo paat gayi to kharcha kon karega...
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Every Indian Need Toilet:
Suna Hai Sarkar Garibon ke liye 6 crore toilet banva rahi hai,
Are bhai....
Pehle garibon ko khilao tabhi to sahi,
Kahyega India tabhi to jayega India...
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Aj ka gyan:
Jaydatar logon ka manna hai ki, har sucessful Insan ke piche ek aurat hoti hai
To dosto Agar ap jyada sucessful banna chate hoto.
Apne Piche auratin ki ginti bada do.
Check Karna Jaruri Hai Pappu Ke liye:
Pappu ne bus stop par khadi ek ladki ko aankh mari,
Ladki: Main esi vaisi ladki nahi hun.
Pappu: Wo to thik hai magar check karna hamara farz banta hai.
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